joke of the day

ytd, i was listening to 987fm in the car on the way home. then Muttons to midnight was talking abt a joke. heres how it goes:

Long long ago, there was a Japanese Emperor who is seeking for a head Samurai. So, he put up notices that he is recruiting a head Samurai. A few months later, only 3 people turned up.

So the Emperor said: "Please show me your skill and I will decide who the head Samurai will be."

The first samurai opened a matchbox and a fly flew out. "Whoosh!" and the fly was sliced into 2 pieces. The Emperor was very impress with his skill.

The second Samurai did the same thing and opened a matchbox and a fly flew out. "Whoosh! Whoosh!" and the fly was sliced into 4 pieces. The Emperor was even more impressed by his performance.

When it was time for the third Samurai to show off his skills, he thought to himself: "Hmm... how do I compete against them..." Without much thinking, he did the same thing and opened a matchbox and out flew a fly. "WHOOSH!" But it seems that nothing happened. The fly flew around the room alive.

The Emperor was furious and asked: "Why is the fly still alive? What kind of skill is that?"

The third Samurai replied: "Sir, if you look closely, the fly is actually circumsized."

LOL! i was laughing to myself in the car loh...

anyways... today is the last day of school... time zapped past like a laser beam sia...

haiizzzz.... have to study for exams too liao. starting from tmr. so sad... Valentine's Day... last time v day is work. now v day is study. wat a sad boy pjj is... lol...

went to bugis with MA-ers today and ate CJ HK Cafe. after that went to BJ walk walk. then go back there the Ah Chew desserts eat. then came back...

one of our last after-school outings........................ there goes my excuse to eat eat eat..... sigh...

-pjj-

Service marketing management blueprint

tues had smk presentation. was quite ok. heres our blueprint!! to show how ppl from frontstage and backstage work to bring service to customers

today was our quality management project. we did a video on how chain of command slows down processes for singtel. video!!

rmb to keep ur eye out when rs is driving. haha. turn up ur volume too!!

this project-infested week turns out well afterall.. that is if our imc also good. haha

-pjj-

25 things u might / might not know about me

xw and yt today facebook tag me on 25 random things. so i did the same. haha. still procrastinating on project works as always... so i copy from facebook and paste here. haha

1. I love to eat. ALOT. Gained 8kg since last march.

2. I don't buy my clothings.

3. I don't like to stay up late.

4. I passed my basic driving theory test on the third try. (forgot to go the first time, failed the second)

5. Favourite colours are orange and brown.

6. I hate enthusiastic people.

7. I've only completed 2 RPG games before. Pokemon and Tales of Destiny 2. Never finish any FF before.

8. I suck at Dota but i still play it.

9. I have a turtle soft toy. haha.

10. I spend 90% on food and the rest of the 10% on transport to get to the food.

11. I have no idea how many clothes i have.

12. I don't really like school holidays. I rather go to school.

13. I prefer savoury food to sweet stuff.

14. I can never ever commit myself to master anything. e.g. bowling, Dota, etc...

15. I can never bring myself to complete a tutorial.

16. I hate people who break down their sentence into more than 4 parts in msn.

17. I need to know. I'm very nosey.

18. I hate it when people don't answer my call.

19. I need to be in control of things around me. Or else i will get real grumpy.

20. I hate movies that have ghosts in it.

21. I always have sweets in my bag.

22. I think that the worse type of pants are those without pockets or have small useless pockets.

23. I have not sprained or injured myself in anyway before. Maybe cos i'm flexible.

24. I HATE waiting.

25. I tend to get scared real easily.

-pjj-

6 projects in 7 days

SIGH.... i'm as bored blogging abt project than u are reading abt me bloggin about it. lol....

next tues: SMK presentation
next wed: PS presentation
next thurs: QM presentation & Entrep rehearsal
next fri: IMC presentation
next sat: Entrep Day Presentation
next next mon: IM presentation

out of all, i've only done my part for PS. lol. 5 more projects to go! chiong chiong chiong!

but before that, how can pjj juz let his ang bao money sit in his wallet and emo? so, tmr brunch at dempsey barracks cafe! although i dun really noe how to get there. haha. sure will reach there somehow i guess.. after tat, mahjong!!!!! hopefully to earn wat i spent eating the brunch. hehe.. today chiong finish SMK then can relax for saturday alr.

looking forward to the 7-layers pancake... drools.........

today photographed our SMK blueprint. haha. lame stuff... today, rs or daryl said tat if i dun eat junk food, i wun be so gaining weight or something... i said "why dun u juz ask me to jump down?!?!" we were on the fifth floor. lol... crazy loh. cutting off my junk food addiction u might as well cut off my tongue and dig out my stomach.. god gave those innards to fill junk food with and to savour the luscious MSG and preservatives and other heart-stopping (literally) flavours.... mm..... junk food? i tink not. i would tink of them as treasure food.... simply divine....


i love my arteries-clotting, heart-attacking, kidney failing, liver damaging, luxurious delicious food life... one life, savour it. see? this post ends with a non-project happy note. :D

-pjj-

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i hate numbers.... especially when they are in a table waiting for u to put them here and there and try to balance them... wats wrong with them? cant they be like phone numbers and just stay there dun move...

BALANCE SHEET.... balance shit.... i detest financial stuff... they disgust me. lol... but then dun care liao la. let the teacher see if he can balance for us before EDay anot...

projectsprojectsprojectsprojectsprojectsprojects came crushing down on pjj. tmr got entrep presentation. haven do the ppt yet... die liao lor.

next week, no need pass up any projects. -small little yay-

next next week, tues SMK, wed or fri PS, thursday QM, friday IMC, saturday Entrep....

the following week monday is IM. CAN DIE! why is nyp doing this to final sem student? plus the random draw lots thing, i cant really rmb who in my project grp loh... argh...

so many many many many many many many more things to do for my project... recently my post all about projects... so no life... haven play dota for dunno how long le...

went liquid kitchen ytd... other than being abit expensive, the service was excellent and the finger food not bad.

cant wait to graduate and AR OH TEE ----> ROT

rot rot rot. tats wat pjj does best.

-pjj-

imc project

its all about projects recently... juz different modules' project... haiz...

wrapped up imc today. shld be able to do other projects liao.

last night went sembawang shopping center wif daryl and yan tao for supper. new shopping mall. yt went to subway to fill his stomach first before we head to MOF (Ministry of Food). its a jap dessert store. after eating it.. not tat fantastic i tink... but the california handroll is not bad. quite nice actually. had gelato waffle but its normal. the waffle taste like frozen waffle that u can buy from NTUC then go and toast it... after that went back home.

recently cant really spend the whole day doing nth sia... haiz... i miss doing nth...

-pjj-

entrep proj

no projects to chiong to hand up for today. haha. so happy.

so i decided to improve slightly on my entrep website. the confinement centre website. i do til dam long. like 3 hours. lol... the bloody buttons dam hard to add actionscript to it. especially when i nv go eldc... lol... keep yahoo find flash tutorial. haha

anyways, heres the fruit of my labour: http://illithyia.bravehost.com/index.htm

the soundtrack is taken from Twilight: Bella's Lullaby :D


-pjj-