we've finally broke free from the LLCB!!! even though we couldnt get back our half month rent.... but we're all still SOOOOOO happy!!! ytd, when she checked the house, omg... i've never seen someone so ridiculous in my entire 19 going 20 years of life before!
she claims that everything is dirty, even after we've wiped it. she counted every single fork, spoon, knife, plates, cups, mugs, glasses. she'll say "this spoon is from upstairs and a fork is missing from here"
she noe which fork is from where and which plate is which room's! wtf!!! its just so ironic that shes saying everything is dirty and she wans everything even cleaner that how she left it for us when her face is like. . . . . . . . i shall post her photo soon. i took a snapshot of her. so for the next post, do not read if u're weak hearted like me.
when our saviors, theresa, mehdi and florent came with two cars to help us move, they were shocked upon seeing her, "i dun even think u call tat a face", face for the first time. Florent the french guy said after we asked him, "so, wat do u tink of our landlord?"
he replied "Oh, she's beautiful! if i eat in front of her, i'll puke"
haha... after cleaning up the house with her at the side saying this not clean tat not clean for 2 and a half hours, we finally moved!
only 3 of us moved becos the other apartment wif 3 single rooms will only be available today and 2 on monday. So, sarah and rebecca shared the double room and i got the single room. YAY! our rooms are like hotel loh. white bed sheets and towels. every 2 weeks will have ppl come and change our bed sheet! haha. altho its abit exp.. but tats all the international office could find within such a ridiculously short eviction. oh well, the chinese saying goes, po cai xiao zai. that LLCB is really a zai nan lor.
and we finally have internet! at night can use internet alr!! internet access after 7pm is a luxury here in germany sia. lol... took tat for granted.. my room smells like the forest. i open the window and within 30 seconds, buzzzzzzzzz, a fly flew in. wah biang eh.... but its okay, cos i figured opening the window wun get rid of the forest smell becos i open the window, its the forest alr.
No. 1 grocery on shopping list, Air freshener. so stay tuned, for THE PREMIERE OF THE LLCB FROM HELL coming soon to a blog near u. Rating has yet to be advised. Most probably GORE involved.
-yottyott-
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Monday, May 5, 2008
Land Lao Char Bor (LLCB) from Hell
As we all know, our landlady (or land lao char bor [LLCB]) is f***ing annoying, First she say that we are messy people and asked if tat was the Singapore culture to be messy. And she tot tat Singapore was supposed to be a clean city.
BUT OUR ROOM IS CLEAN! WE EVEN MADE OUR BED! she complained tat the carpet in the toilet was on the floor. WATS A CARPET FOR IF ITS NOT ON THE FLOOR AND HANGING ON THE BATHTUB?!? and she expects our shoes to all point to one direction. ONE DIRECTION!! WTF??! I DUN TINK THERES SHOE FENGSHUI RITE?!
To get a rough idea of how she looks like. lets imagine Hagird without beard, with 80% rotten teeth, ogre-ish looking and have a slight smell. She was seen wearing the same outift for 3 days. and she say we're messy?!?! look at her face man! tats wats messy.
After saying we're messy, she learnt tat we lived wif our parents and she said that our parents must be crazy to live with us. so once again, a messy looking LLCB saying that we're messy saying tat our parents' are crazy when she herself isnt entirely sane.
After telling her tat we're trying to move out of the house, she says that we're bounded by a legal verbal contract and she expects us to pay 90% of 3 months rent if we were to move out. AS IF WE'RE GOING TO MOVE! we're so going to use all her electricity since she said we used too much electricity. Bullshit...
Also, she demanded to have our passport as security or deposit but 6 of us refused. we told her in her face that theres no way that shes going to have our passport. she even told us tat the professor in our sch told us to hand it to her. If not, shes going to call the police. So, not knowing the german law, we went to sch and searched for our professor. He said he said nth abt asking us to handover the passport and told us NOT TO GIVE IT TO HER. he called his lawyer fren and asked him if we have to pass our passport to her. and guess wat? SHE HAS NO RIGHTS TO COLLECT ANY DEPOSIT anymore if we've moved in.
it was ridiculous in the first place to charge us 5 euros per wash for the use of the washing machine. 5 EUROS!! $10.50 Singapore!!! WTF?! money-faced messy crazy slightly smelling ogre-ish lying b****!
So, today we learnt tat shes going to kick us out tmr and expect us to pay 90% of the remaining rent. we'll see how it goes. its the school and the 6 of us against her alone. come to tink of it, we're very outnumbered... ARGH!
IT Lesson isnt helping this anger... wan to vomit blood alr... but at least IT lessons can use laptop. finally! Alright. have to gear up soon and go battle wif LLCB.
BUT OUR ROOM IS CLEAN! WE EVEN MADE OUR BED! she complained tat the carpet in the toilet was on the floor. WATS A CARPET FOR IF ITS NOT ON THE FLOOR AND HANGING ON THE BATHTUB?!? and she expects our shoes to all point to one direction. ONE DIRECTION!! WTF??! I DUN TINK THERES SHOE FENGSHUI RITE?!
To get a rough idea of how she looks like. lets imagine Hagird without beard, with 80% rotten teeth, ogre-ish looking and have a slight smell. She was seen wearing the same outift for 3 days. and she say we're messy?!?! look at her face man! tats wats messy.
After saying we're messy, she learnt tat we lived wif our parents and she said that our parents must be crazy to live with us. so once again, a messy looking LLCB saying that we're messy saying tat our parents' are crazy when she herself isnt entirely sane.
After telling her tat we're trying to move out of the house, she says that we're bounded by a legal verbal contract and she expects us to pay 90% of 3 months rent if we were to move out. AS IF WE'RE GOING TO MOVE! we're so going to use all her electricity since she said we used too much electricity. Bullshit...
Also, she demanded to have our passport as security or deposit but 6 of us refused. we told her in her face that theres no way that shes going to have our passport. she even told us tat the professor in our sch told us to hand it to her. If not, shes going to call the police. So, not knowing the german law, we went to sch and searched for our professor. He said he said nth abt asking us to handover the passport and told us NOT TO GIVE IT TO HER. he called his lawyer fren and asked him if we have to pass our passport to her. and guess wat? SHE HAS NO RIGHTS TO COLLECT ANY DEPOSIT anymore if we've moved in.
it was ridiculous in the first place to charge us 5 euros per wash for the use of the washing machine. 5 EUROS!! $10.50 Singapore!!! WTF?! money-faced messy crazy slightly smelling ogre-ish lying b****!
So, today we learnt tat shes going to kick us out tmr and expect us to pay 90% of the remaining rent. we'll see how it goes. its the school and the 6 of us against her alone. come to tink of it, we're very outnumbered... ARGH!
IT Lesson isnt helping this anger... wan to vomit blood alr... but at least IT lessons can use laptop. finally! Alright. have to gear up soon and go battle wif LLCB.
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