joke of the day

ytd, i was listening to 987fm in the car on the way home. then Muttons to midnight was talking abt a joke. heres how it goes:

Long long ago, there was a Japanese Emperor who is seeking for a head Samurai. So, he put up notices that he is recruiting a head Samurai. A few months later, only 3 people turned up.

So the Emperor said: "Please show me your skill and I will decide who the head Samurai will be."

The first samurai opened a matchbox and a fly flew out. "Whoosh!" and the fly was sliced into 2 pieces. The Emperor was very impress with his skill.

The second Samurai did the same thing and opened a matchbox and a fly flew out. "Whoosh! Whoosh!" and the fly was sliced into 4 pieces. The Emperor was even more impressed by his performance.

When it was time for the third Samurai to show off his skills, he thought to himself: "Hmm... how do I compete against them..." Without much thinking, he did the same thing and opened a matchbox and out flew a fly. "WHOOSH!" But it seems that nothing happened. The fly flew around the room alive.

The Emperor was furious and asked: "Why is the fly still alive? What kind of skill is that?"

The third Samurai replied: "Sir, if you look closely, the fly is actually circumsized."

LOL! i was laughing to myself in the car loh...

anyways... today is the last day of school... time zapped past like a laser beam sia...

haiizzzz.... have to study for exams too liao. starting from tmr. so sad... Valentine's Day... last time v day is work. now v day is study. wat a sad boy pjj is... lol...

went to bugis with MA-ers today and ate CJ HK Cafe. after that went to BJ walk walk. then go back there the Ah Chew desserts eat. then came back...

one of our last after-school outings........................ there goes my excuse to eat eat eat..... sigh...

-pjj-